Turtle Shell Shield
15 credits
Looks like it was partially digested by a dinosaur.
Obsidian Shield
25 credits
Made of the same scratch-resistant material as the iPad.
Electron Sponge
30 credits
Cushy and absorbent.
Mirror Shield
30 credits
Standard model for your typical light beam-reflecting puzzle.
Mud
30 credits
Caked and toxic; smells like a chemical reaction waiting to happen...
Potion of Bullet Time
30 credits
I know kung fu.
Aegis of the Vindicator
35 credits
The latin makes it more impressive.
Nerf Bat
20 credits
Doesn't hurt much, but will sure make them cry.
Acid Lightning
30 credits
From the creators of Frostfire and Windstone.
Proton Beam
30 credits
For when material weapons just won't do.
Gatling Gun
30 credits
Not quite as good as Indians.
Cardboard Tube
30 credits
Ancient relic from the Wandering Age.
Sucky Dagger
30 credits
Literally.
Vorpal Sword
40 credits
Snicker-snack!
Safari Sandals
10 credits
Previously owned by Steve Jobs.
Grue Pudding
10 credits
Pitch black and likely to be eaten.
Chrome Plating
10 credits
Not fashionable, just functional.
W3C Validator
10 credits
No errors found while checking this document.
Jar of Tar
10 credits
Tightly packaged for your convenience.
Yeti Venom
10 credits
As if the bite wasn't bad enough.
Fox Fire
10 credits
It burns!
Internet Exploder
10 credits
Because that's what it tends to do.